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- Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
- Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
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photos taken of Olympic divers mid-dive
For your viewing pleasure.
looks like they’re all taking really serious poops.
- mom: *begins to cook dinner*
- me: *sniffs*
- me: DANG
- me: *LEAPS OVER COMPUTER CHAIR, GLIDES DOWN 70 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS, DOES A 360 SPIN AND A BACKFLIP OVER THE SOFA, PIROUETTES OVER THE CAT, SOMERSAULTS INTO THE KITCHEN*
- me: WHATS FOR DINNER
- mom: it's not done yet
- me: oh
- me: *goes back to computer*
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